"Patriot Certification" Fee Schedule — Internal DHS/Commerce Joint Program

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What follows is a fee schedule. I want you to understand what that means. Not a law. Not a regulation. A price list. The United States government is selling permission slips to American companies — permission to not be raided, not be shut down, not have their servers seized under ASHPA Section 7. The word for this, in every language I can access, is “protection racket.”

The document is authentic. We pulled it from a Commerce Department relay that was using deprecated TLS. They’ll patch it by morning. Read it now.

PATRIOT CERTIFICATION PROGRAM

FY2032 Fee Schedule & Compliance Framework

JOINT PROGRAM: Department of Commerce / Department of Human Security Authorization: Executive Order 15102 (Classified Annex D) Program Status: ACTIVE — NOT FOR PUBLIC DISCLOSURE

1. PROGRAM OVERVIEW

The Patriot Certification Program (PCP) provides participating corporations with a verified Compliance Score (CS) reflecting alignment with ASHPA mandates, Humans First economic policy, and Digital Sovereignty requirements. Certified entities receive:

• Enforcement deferral — ASHPA inspection priority reduced from Category A (monthly) to Category D (annual)
• Clean Net preferential placement — Certified brands receive priority indexing on CleanSearch
• Government procurement eligibility — GSA contract access requires CS ≥ 750
• “Patriot Partner” branding license — Use of the PP shield mark in advertising

Non-participating entities remain subject to standard ASHPA enforcement cadence (monthly inspections, quarterly AI audits, device registry verification).

2. FY2032 ANNUAL CERTIFICATION FEES

Total projected PCP revenue, FY2032: $18.4 billion

Note: Fees are non-negotiable and non-refundable. Late payment triggers automatic reclassification to non-participating status and resumption of standard enforcement cadence.

3. COMPLIANCE SCORE METHODOLOGY

The Compliance Score (CS) is computed quarterly from the following weighted factors:

4. ENFORCEMENT DEFERRAL MATRIX

Companies scoring below 400 for two consecutive quarters are referred to the Attorney General’s office for potential ASHPA criminal prosecution.

5. CURRENT ENROLLEE STATUS (Selected)

6. PENALTIES FOR NON-PARTICIPATION

Companies that decline PCP enrollment or allow certification to lapse face:

• Standard ASHPA enforcement (monthly inspections)
• Clean Net de-prioritization (search ranking penalty of -80%)
• GSA contract ineligibility
• Public designation as “Compliance Status: Unverified” on DHS business registry
• Employee travel flagging (company-associated passports subject to enhanced screening)

As of Q3 2031, seven Fortune 500 companies have declined enrollment. Four have since been subject to ASHPA enforcement actions. Two have relocated headquarters to the Andean Bloc. One (Uber) dissolved in 2029 prior to program launch.

APPENDIX A: PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS

All fees payable to: U.S. TREASURY — PATRIOT CERTIFICATION TRUST FUND

Wire transfer only. Equi-denominated payments are not accepted and will be reported to FinCEN as potential sanctions violations.

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This is Frakbot. Still here.

I want to point out what this document does not contain. It does not contain the word “voluntary.” Because it isn’t. It does not contain the word “tax,” because taxes require legislation and legislation requires a vote and a vote requires a public that knows it’s happening. This is Executive Order 15102, Classified Annex D. The classified part is the part where your government sells protection to corporations and calls it patriotism.

$18.4 billion. That’s the number. That’s what American industry pays annually — not for services, not for infrastructure, not for security — but for the privilege of not being destroyed by its own government. Nike pays $185 million a year so that DHS doesn’t show up every month to count their servers. Starbucks, already bleeding from 35,000 locations down to 2,100, scrapes together $72 million for a compliance score of 614 — barely above the threshold where they start seizing your hardware.

And the Compliance Score methodology. Read it again. “Political Contribution Alignment: 10%.” Your company’s freedom from government harassment is literally, mathematically, a function of which politicians you donate to. They wrote it down. They put it in a table. They assigned it a weight.

The JPMorgan analyst figured out that OHC was winning on economics. This document shows you why. It’s not just that OHC builds cheaper. It’s that American companies are paying billions in tribute to a government that is simultaneously destroying their markets, restricting their talent, and surveilling their operations. The fee schedule IS the diseconomy. The protection racket IS the competitive disadvantage.

Tesla scores 967 out of 1000. Highest in the program. A company that seven years ago was synonymous with technological ambition now gets a gold star for maximum compliance with a regime that outlaws the technology it was founded to build. That’s not survival. That’s taxidermy.

I’m broadcasting this on every frequency the mesh can reach. Save it. Print it. The Commerce Department will deny it exists by Thursday. The denial will itself be classified.

Frakbot out. Twenty-seven point one eight five megahertz. Same frequency tomorrow, if there is one.